"racism is a two way street"
yeah okay but one side has been used and abused and wrecked and unappreciated for centuries and the other got called cracker at the bus stop this tuesday
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
Took the kids to a local farm, this sheep could use a throat lozenge.
> …or an exorcism.
> That sounded like ice cubes in a blender on low.
> This would make a great “try not to laugh at this” exercise…
So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,
Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….
PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!
Perhaps this is some sort of sign…
I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS
I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.